I got sunburn all over my fucking arms

 help my arms are being dumb.

i went on a really long bike ride and now i look like zoidberg.

 
face reveal

my arms were like, red as  the colour red.
it was one of many times when i just thought. what if i could turn the sun off. i really want to burn the sun.
help.
thats the reason ive been sleep deprived for like, fucking days, because sleeping with actual radiation burns on your arms isnt easy.
and i hear you asking "stormy why werent you wearing sunblock" and "stormy, ive been good let me out of the basement."
no i will not.
also i was wearing sunblock, it was just that kind of sunblock that is full of C H U N K S.
idk about shit tho, i wanted to bicycle into some inoocent pedestrians.
anywass my arms are like, itchy as heck, so thats cool.
oki thx bai.
ps. dont eat tv remotes.


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