Cars. *beep beep*

 The very idea of a car to me is odd. If you think of it at the bare minimum, its a box made of floor rocks that go forward due to liquid exploding dinosaurs. and having one we wasted more fake things that dont actually exist that we spend our lives trying to own more of to be stable, so we can feel like we are more dominant than the other homonids.

WHY.

THESE ARE THE SAME AMOUNT OF CAR

SURELY THESE SHOULD BOTH BE REGARDED SIMILARLY BECAUSE THEY BOTH NYOOOOM.

And then you get cars these days which are more likely to kill homonids but that doesnt matter because my nissan baldhobo is more expensive than your fiat tutti frutti.

WHY ARE CARS IMPORTANT. THEY ALL GO FORWARDS. unless it doesnt.

forward motion is importanter than how good it is at pedestrian bowling. i also dont understand why people dont get that SMALL CAR FIT BETTER IN SPACES. OH NO I CANT FIT MAYBE BECAUSE YOUR DRIVING A CAR THE SIZE OF YOUR VIEW OF FAMILY LIFE! jeez. thats all bai.

p.s. here is an apple.