I got sunburn all over my fucking arms
help my arms are being dumb. i went on a really long bike ride and now i look like zoidberg. face reveal my arms were like, red as the colour red. it was one of many times when i just thought. what if i could turn the sun off. i really want to burn the sun. help. thats the reason ive been sleep deprived for like, fucking days, because sleeping with actual radiation burns on your arms isnt easy. and i hear you asking "stormy why werent you wearing sunblock" and "stormy, ive been good let me out of the basement." no i will not. also i was wearing sunblock, it was just that kind of sunblock that is full of C H U N K S. idk about shit tho, i wanted to bicycle into some inoocent pedestrians. anywass my arms are like, itchy as heck, so thats cool. oki thx bai. ps. dont eat tv remotes.