Brain'nt

 hallo i am brain'nt i havent brain yes.

when i brain'nt i dont think because brain brr go yes.

if i then maybe brain work do? no.

If i no brain then i cannot think because brain no brain work brain.

i have no brain.

cells.

i count on one hand yes good is yes.

carrots.

why do birds fall out of the sky?

because gun?

mayb

mayb not

actually stupid silly moment yes no brain oki bai

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