Firearms managment with mr maker

There was this show i remember called mr maker where a man consisting entirely of hair gel had a weird halucination that this suitcase house full of shapes came to life and that every issue could be fixed with pipe cleaners.

most sane british tv show host

The show basically shows you how to stick googly eyes on a toilet roll, but that isnt why i bring it up.

Imagine its world war three. the bbc has been mandated to only make shows about world war three, thats how big it is. but how can the brilliance of mister maker continue? ordinance.

TODAY ON MISTER MAKER WE ARE MAKING THE H&K G36!

You will need: pipe cleaner, some paper card, googly eyes, ballistic grade polymer, a picatinny rail system, internal bolt and trigger mechanisms, and 5x56 nato standard rounds!

                                                   things turned very quickly.

Alternatively, you can add different sights and underbarrel attatchments to make your g36 shine!

And in the show they had this thing where they make an image out of children, but like, if war tore out they would instead form together to make a diplomatic regime or some shiz.

I AM A SHAPE!

*funky shape dance*
I AM, A WAR CRIMINAL!

  

i like to imagine there is a universe of ultimate chaos just so this becomes a thing. 

somewhere, mr maker makes live ordinance.

thanks for reeeeeding bai.